My First Cruise: MSC Virtuosa, Mini Breaks & Big Lessons
I booked my first cruise like I book most things – with enthusiasm, mild panic, and zero clue what to expect. A two-night mini cruise from Southampton to Le Havre on the MSC Virtuosa felt like a safe way to dip my toe into cruise life.
What I got was a whirlwind of sea views, unexpected spa trauma, and more hen parties than I’ve seen since 2006. Here’s how it went…
The Balcony Cabin Was the MVP
Let’s start with the win – booking a balcony cabin was hands down the best decision. After being hit with neon lights, loud music, and 3,000 people in party mode, that little private balcony became my safe space. Sea views, fresh air, a coffee in peace… bliss. Honestly, even if the rest of the cruise had been chaos (spoiler: it was), the cabin made it bearable.
The Ship Was Buzzing (Possibly Too Buzzing)
MSC Virtuosa is stunning – like a Vegas hotel at sea. Clean, flashy, and full of things to do. Bars, restaurants, live shows, shops, even a casino – it’s hard to get bored. We made it our mission to explore as much as possible in 48 hours, and I think we managed about 10%.
Highlights? The sail away party was unreal, the cocktails were flowing, and the atmosphere was full-on holiday mode. But here’s the thing – this cruise was clearly billed as a ‘let your hair down’ kind of trip. Which was fun… but maybe not ideal for a first-timer looking for chill vibes and gentle sea breezes.
Food, Drink & A Bit of a Shrug
The drinks package? Absolutely worth it. Zero stress, loads of choice, and if you’re not a fan of surprise bar bills, it’s a must.
The food, on the other hand, was a bit of a mixed bag. There was loads of variety, but some dishes arrived cold, and others felt a bit underwhelming. Let’s just say I didn’t go full ‘foodie cruise blogger’ on this one – but I didn’t starve either.
Spa or Street Fight?
Now let’s talk about the spa. I had big dreams of fluffy robes, essential oils and peaceful music. What I got was an overbooked chaotic corridor, no relaxation space, and a massage that felt like I owed someone money. Honestly, I walked out more tense than I walked in. 0/10 for serenity. Would not recommend.
Le Havre & the Excursion Dilemma
Here’s a tip: always research your port stops before you go. In Le Havre, the cruise line offered a shuttle into town for 14 euros… even though it was walkable. Sneaky, right? We skipped the long excursion to Paris (it was hours on a coach and an early start) and chose to explore locally. Only catch? It was Sunday. Everything was shut. We wandered around, had a coffee, and decided we’d definitely check opening hours next time.
Would I Cruise Again?
Absolutely. Just not like that.
This was a brilliant intro to cruise life – loud, fast, a bit chaotic, but fun. Next time, I’ll go for a longer sailing, some actual downtime, and hopefully fewer inflatable unicorn costumes. But if nothing else, I learned two important lessons:
- Balcony cabins are essential.
- Always pack for chaos – mentally and physically.
I might not have sea legs yet, but I’ve definitely got the cruise bug.











